i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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