Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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