Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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