Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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