No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
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