Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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