i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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