I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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