Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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