You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
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