I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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