I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
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