last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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