Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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