I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
we made out on top of his cat.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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