You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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