I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
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