i just google imaged poop.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Be still, my beating vagina.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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