Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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