There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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