so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
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