And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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