Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Randomize
