Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I woke up with a black eye and dim memories of announcing that i had super powers. I shoved my pockets full of canned tuna and tried to jump off the balcony. And then my boyfriend called the cops.
so you're not coming in to work today?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
We had sex on a dog bed..
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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