She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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