Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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