Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
You ate ashes out of my bong
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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