Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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