my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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