Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
Randomize
