Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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