did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
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