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As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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