he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
You're a waste of cheezeits
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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