I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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