You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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