Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
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