Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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