The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
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