love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Quick, to the slutcave!
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
