The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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