You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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