worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
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