i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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