As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
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