i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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