that's an acceptable place to lick
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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