i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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