The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
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