I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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