I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Randomize
