i would punch a child for taco bell
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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