If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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