I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Green mimosas i think yes
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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