Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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