I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
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