he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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