so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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